Uh-oh, weirdo alert. Looks like someone showed up for my Patriotic Rosary. Talk about having no social sense whatsoever!
Just look at her. She’s even carrying a Rosary! Gosh, does she actually want to pray a Patriotic Rosary? She really thinks it’s worth her time to say the name of each State in America before her Hail Marys? What a loser.
I’m telling you, I’ve been hosting this Patriotic Rosary group for a while now, and this is the first time I’ve seen someone weird enough to actually come. I mean, I’ve seen a lot of weird things in my time of praying a Patriotic Rosary by myself in church every week, but someone with the audacity to join me is just unbelievable.
Why does it seem like all the weirdos flock to the Catholic Church? Seriously, doesn’t my parish have any normal people anymore? Next she’s going to tell me she went to Medjugorje or something. I’ve been there before, and EVERYONE there is stupid strange.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to deal with this awkwardness. I’ll offer it up for the approval of the Bayside apparitions!
