ALLENTOWN, PA—The Diocese of Allentown was anxious yesterday amid news …
Family narrowly avoids bankruptcy by turning off the dang basement light
WICHITA, KS—The O’Malley family missed financial ruin by mere cents …
Bishop Barron transforms into cyborg ‘Meca-Barron,’ uploads self to social media
CYBERSPACE—Popular social media evangelist and Catholic Bishop Robert Barron disappeared …
‘Brothers’ makes history as first Catholic movie released from a major studio
Moviegoers are flocking to theaters this weekend to see a …
‘OK Boomer,’ CBS co-hosts repeatedly tell crying Boomer Esiason
Tensions erupted Sunday in the CBS Sports newsroom between football …
Stunning: in Episode 5 of ‘The Rings of Power’ Galadriel speaks directly to the audience about how she’s not a Mary Sue
Enough is enough, you sexist Lord of the Rings fans. …
Christlike: Joe Biden achieves goal of uniting country by uniting country against himself
WASHINGTON, DC—Catholic leader Joe Biden has once again displayed his …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …