VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
The Daily Inquisition’s completely unbiased ‘The Rings of Power’ review totally uninfluenced by Amazon paying us under the table
Amazon Prime is set to release The Lord of the …
Amazing: This man went to Catholic school and still goes to church
According to multiple sources, local man Richard Davalos still regularly …
Oh no! Hell’s movie theaters started showing ‘The Rings of Power’ in addition to ‘The Last Jedi’
HELL—Lost moviegoers reported yesterday that Hell began streaming The Rings …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
Pope Francis finally gets to the Dubia in his ‘To Do’ pile
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally got to the infamous Dubia on …
Local Christian starting to worry his ‘F—- Biden’ sign not actually spreading the Gospel
NASHVILLE—Local Christian Paul McCormick is beginning to worry his political …
World shocked to learn conferences for politicians, business leaders to collaborate places where politicians, business leaders collaborate
The world was shocked today by public revelations of “The …