“Relax man, if Mel Gibson needs any extras I’m sure he’ll call.”
‘The Daily Inquisition’ realizes it hasn’t been posting everyday; changes name to ‘The Tri-Weekly Periodic but Recurring Inquisition’
UNDISCLOSED BASEMENT–The human cockroaches behind The Daily Inquisition had a …
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
TikTok ban affirms personal data should only be stolen by American companies as God intended
“That’s a job only for American companies,” he added. “Maybe also the American government.”
Column: Disney refusing to show gay scenes in Chinese releases is an inspiration to us all
Anyone who follows me knows I’m not a big fan …
Op-Ed: Woah, did you just see that crazy light coming from Jo and Anne’s house??
Oh my goodness, did you see that?! I swear I …
Local fish fry teaches men to fish; feeds them for all of Lent
A local parish has gone above and beyond this Lent …
Scientists confirm there’s something in Germany’s water
GERMANY–A coalition of scientists from around the world confirmed yesterday …
St. Patrick’s original metaphor for the Trinity was the three components of Guinness Beer
St. Patrick’s famous three leaf clover wasn’t his original metaphor, …
Baby leaves absolutely disgusting green mess in diaper in honor of St. Paddy’s Day
Local baby William “Goo-Goo” Haydensen was getting into the St. …