Tradition found herself in hot water again on Friday after …
After LOTR nudity scandal, VeggieTales to stop child-vegetable nudity
The new Lord of the Rings TV show isn’t the …
Teachers Unions Demand Schools Remain Closed from Safe Distance of Tropical Beach Resort
ARUBA—Teachers Unions across the country are uniting in common agreement …
Joel Osteen dons hair shirt, does penance for those not living their best life now
HOUSTON, TX—Prosperity Gospel preacher Joel Osteen was seen distraught yesterday …
Breviary report: Anyone know how the heck to use this thing?
Ok, so this is sort of an embarrassing question, but …
As COVID crisis continues, Italy thinking of praying to Pachamama again
MILAN, ITALY—As the coronavirus crisis rages on in Europe, Italy …
Church Militant to go out of business as State grand juries take over their job
FERNDALE, MI—St. Michael’s Media, better known as Church Militant, announced …
Anglican misses traditional Clown Masses
SUFFOLK, UK—Local Anglican Winston Yarbury was lamenting the loss of …
Nation’s clergy secretly dreading people returning to church
UNITED STATES—Hundreds of independent reports have confirmed that the country’s …
Cardinal Wuerl considering starting rival to The Vortex, ‘The Wuerlpool’
WASHINGTON, DC—Representatives from the USCCB confirmed yesterday that Cardinal Wuerl …