SILVER SPRING, MD—The Food and Drug Administration formally recommended a …
Young Catholic weirdly confident Jesus was a Socialist
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA—Young Catholic Jordan Rodriguez was reportedly “strangely confident” …
Op-Ed: I told you so! Catholic President ends abortion in America
All you “Catholics” out there who told me I have …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
Sad: That spam-looking email really did have an amazing offer for you, but you turned it down
Welp, you blew it. You know that email you got …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
WASHINGTON, DC—speaking to journalists from his Washington, DC office, the …
NAB changes Matthew 26:11 to read: ‘The COVID you will always have with you.’
WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
Irish President says Jesus’ Crucifixion caused by climate change
DUBLIN, IRELAND—Irish President Michael Higgins spoke out against the internationally-condemned …
Byzantine priest’s wife just mail-order Russian bride
NEBRASKA—Yesterday local Byzantine priest Fr. Nicholas Artino showed up to …