The Republican Party establishment is reeling after a dismal underperformance …
Christlike: Joe Biden achieves goal of uniting country by uniting country against himself
WASHINGTON, DC—Catholic leader Joe Biden has once again displayed his …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
Local Christian starting to worry his ‘F—- Biden’ sign not actually spreading the Gospel
NASHVILLE—Local Christian Paul McCormick is beginning to worry his political …
World shocked to learn conferences for politicians, business leaders to collaborate places where politicians, business leaders collaborate
The world was shocked today by public revelations of “The …
European Parliament urges ‘unrestricted’ exercise of a woman’s right to own guns
EUROPE—The European Union’s parliament passed a resolution yesterday expressing its …
FDA recommends Vatican City travel ban due to risk of second-hand smoke
SILVER SPRING, MD—The Food and Drug Administration formally recommended a …
Young Catholic weirdly confident Jesus was a Socialist
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA—Young Catholic Jordan Rodriguez was reportedly “strangely confident” …