All you “Catholics” out there who told me I have …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
WASHINGTON, DC—speaking to journalists from his Washington, DC office, the …
NAB changes Matthew 26:11 to read: ‘The COVID you will always have with you.’
WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
Irish President says Jesus’ Crucifixion caused by climate change
DUBLIN, IRELAND—Irish President Michael Higgins spoke out against the internationally-condemned …
Archbishop Cordileone shouts ‘You shall not pass,’ smites Pelosi in Communion line
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Archbishop Cordileone caused quite the scene yesterday at …
Op-Ed: If we were REALLY good Christians, we’d want to nuke Russia
If you ask me, there’s a lot of SPINELESS Christians …
Putin praised for ending coronavirus pandemic
MOSCOW—Russian President Vladmir Putin has received recognition from the international …
Satan: if God loves his people so much, why doesn’t he marry them?
PASADENA, CALIFORNIA—In a rare public appearance, the Lord of Darkness …