VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Oh no! Hell’s movie theaters started showing ‘The Rings of Power’ in addition to ‘The Last Jedi’
HELL—Lost moviegoers reported yesterday that Hell began streaming The Rings …
Satan ‘disappointed’ in Dobbs ruling
WASHINGTON, DC—speaking to journalists from his Washington, DC office, the …
Heaven to start requiring proof of COVID vaccination
HEAVEN—St. Peter announced yesterday that Eternal Paradise will henceforth only …