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Vatican soccer team finishes last in World Cup again
QATAR—The Vatican City Men’s Soccer Team was eliminated early in …
Radical Populist Judas Maccabee surging in polls following another Democrat victory
The Republican Party establishment is reeling after a dismal underperformance …
Bishop Barron transforms into cyborg ‘Meca-Barron,’ uploads self to social media
CYBERSPACE—Popular social media evangelist and Catholic Bishop Robert Barron disappeared …
‘OK Boomer,’ CBS co-hosts repeatedly tell crying Boomer Esiason
Tensions erupted Sunday in the CBS Sports newsroom between football …
Stunning: in Episode 5 of ‘The Rings of Power’ Galadriel speaks directly to the audience about how she’s not a Mary Sue
Enough is enough, you sexist Lord of the Rings fans. …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
Oh no! Hell’s movie theaters started showing ‘The Rings of Power’ in addition to ‘The Last Jedi’
HELL—Lost moviegoers reported yesterday that Hell began streaming The Rings …
Pope Francis finally gets to the Dubia in his ‘To Do’ pile
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally got to the infamous Dubia on …