Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …
Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old
A group of brave Catholic lawmakers stood up for life …
Pfizer partners with the Divine Physician to promote vaccination
The pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced an endorsement by the …
U.K. implements special zones where cops can beat, rob you without warrant
Areas of the United Kingdom are experimenting with special “human …
Catholic commentator not banned from social media must not be that into it
Catholic cultural commentator and Youtuber Aidan LeCroix isn’t very good …
Trump to roam earth a while longer before being finally cast down
The People of God looked on in trepidation as it …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …
Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month
Federal popularity data indicates Pride Month is still the most …
Dr. Taylor Marshall wins Presidency, declares Marshall Law
Dr. Taylor Marshall has declared “Marshall Law” across the entire …
FBI sting operation uncovers domestic heresy in Catholic Church
The Federal Bureau of Investigation released details of a months-long …