Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …
Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old
A group of brave Catholic lawmakers stood up for life …
U.K. implements special zones where cops can beat, rob you without warrant
Areas of the United Kingdom are experimenting with special “human …
Trump to roam earth a while longer before being finally cast down
The People of God looked on in trepidation as it …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …
Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month
Federal popularity data indicates Pride Month is still the most …
Dr. Taylor Marshall wins Presidency, declares Marshall Law
Dr. Taylor Marshall has declared “Marshall Law” across the entire …
Vatican says Rupnik ruling delayed by ‘clerical errors’
The Vatican at long last has responded to allegations it …
Bill Donohue sues himself for anti-Catholic defamation
Bill Donohue, President of the Catholic League, filed an injunction …
‘Jane’s Revenge’ threatens local parish with bad cantor, poor hymns
The abortion rights extremist group ‘Jane’s Revenge’ has vowed to …