Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …
Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old
A group of brave Catholic lawmakers stood up for life …
Pfizer partners with the Divine Physician to promote vaccination
The pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced an endorsement by the …
God sends fire onto the heads of heretics in mostly peaceful smiting
Terrified observers reported fire and lightning falling from the sky …
Catholic commentator not banned from social media must not be that into it
Catholic cultural commentator and Youtuber Aidan LeCroix isn’t very good …
Woman greets stranger at parish picnic with juicy Third Secret of Fatima rumors
Local Catholic Megan Parker rushed to greet a newcomer at …
Trump to roam earth a while longer before being finally cast down
The People of God looked on in trepidation as it …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …
Seventh Day Adventist panics as signs appear in the heavens
Local Seventh Day Adventist Seth Jasper was enjoying his vacation …
‘Dangerous’ new TikTok trend to submit to the Pope, be baptized
Authorities are warning parents of a “dangerous” social media trend …