Prominent anti-circumcision activist Paul the Apostle is coming under fire …
Holy House in Loretto voted least believable pious legend
The “Holy House” in Loretto, Italy was recently voted the …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
Black Catholic wishes people would stop assuming he’s Nigerian
BOSTON, MA—Local African-American Catholic Akil Demara expressed frustration that fellow …
Op-Ed: Clergy Abuse never happens in Traditionalist groups
You probably saw on Twitter by now that the Protestant …
Southern Baptists ashamed that abuse report makes them look Catholic
The Southern Baptist Convention has been rocked in recent days …
Byzantine Catholic surprised to learn she’s Byzantine Catholic
PITTSBURGH, PA—A local woman got quite the shock the other …
Ultra-Chad man, of COURSE, is Eastern Catholic
The internet was abuzz Friday with revelations that Ernest Khalimov, …
Joel Osteen dons hair shirt, does penance for those not living their best life now
HOUSTON, TX—Prosperity Gospel preacher Joel Osteen was seen distraught yesterday …