The Vatican released a memorandum yesterday on updated terminology surrounding …
Bedridden man looking forward to all 12 minutes of glitch-free online Mass
Local man Art Ronaldo is thankful he gets to watch …
Report: Early Christians celebrated Easter with giant rabbit, cheap chocolate
ROME–New reports coming from the Vatican indicate early Christians celebrated …
Report: It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
BREAKING–Scientists have confirmed that it is hard to dance with …
Man getting a little too into Palm Sunday Passion reading
“Relax man, if Mel Gibson needs any extras I’m sure he’ll call.”
Scientists confirm there’s something in Germany’s water
GERMANY–A coalition of scientists from around the world confirmed yesterday …
Local church hangs BLM flag next to a white-looking Jesus painting
The local St. Dymphna Parish continues to fly a “Black …
Report: Crap, it’s Lent already
BREAKING—The liturgical season of Lent has already begun, according to …
Holy Spirit wishes he appeared as a cooler bird
The Holy Spirit wishes He appeared as a bird cooler …
Candy hearts replaced with candy severed heads of St. Valentine
“While the company wanted to go in a more traditional direction with the shapes, they assure customers that the candies still taste as bad as ever.”