The Vatican released a memorandum yesterday on updated terminology surrounding …
Bedridden man looking forward to all 12 minutes of glitch-free online Mass
Local man Art Ronaldo is thankful he gets to watch …
Report: Early Christians celebrated Easter with giant rabbit, cheap chocolate
ROME–New reports coming from the Vatican indicate early Christians celebrated …
Report: It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
BREAKING–Scientists have confirmed that it is hard to dance with …
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
Local fish fry teaches men to fish; feeds them for all of Lent
A local parish has gone above and beyond this Lent …
St. Patrick’s original metaphor for the Trinity was the three components of Guinness Beer
St. Patrick’s famous three leaf clover wasn’t his original metaphor, …
Baby leaves absolutely disgusting green mess in diaper in honor of St. Paddy’s Day
Local baby William “Goo-Goo” Haydensen was getting into the St. …
Man still can’t decide what to give up for Lent
Local parishioner Burt “Chubby” McDonald is reportedly still deciding what …
Weirdo alert: Someone just showed up to my Patriotic Rosary group
Uh-oh, weirdo alert. Looks like someone showed up for my …