Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
Amazing: This man went to Catholic school and still goes to church
According to multiple sources, local man Richard Davalos still regularly …
Eastern Catholics finally admit they don’t know what the heck they are either
In an “about time” announcement, eastern Catholics all over the …
Local Christian starting to worry his ‘F—- Biden’ sign not actually spreading the Gospel
NASHVILLE—Local Christian Paul McCormick is beginning to worry his political …
Black Catholic wishes people would stop assuming he’s Nigerian
BOSTON, MA—Local African-American Catholic Akil Demara expressed frustration that fellow …
Young Catholic weirdly confident Jesus was a Socialist
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA—Young Catholic Jordan Rodriguez was reportedly “strangely confident” …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
NAB changes Matthew 26:11 to read: ‘The COVID you will always have with you.’
WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …
Byzantine priest’s wife just mail-order Russian bride
NEBRASKA—Yesterday local Byzantine priest Fr. Nicholas Artino showed up to …
Local man ‘pretty sure’ he could write better Litany of Humility in his sleep
CHARLOTTE, NC—Local man Adam Barlett had a revelation this morning …