The final vote counts for an historically contentious election have …
New Bishop of Buffalo definitely excited he’s going to Buffalo
BUFFALO, NY—Pope Francis has announced Michael W. Fisher, Auxiliary Bishop …
Catholics weep for joy as McCarrick Report answers all questions
Catholics all over America raised hands in joyful praise today …
Church Militant to go out of business as State grand juries take over their job
FERNDALE, MI—St. Michael’s Media, better known as Church Militant, announced …
In shift from previous position, Pope Francis says dogs can go to heaven but only with rigorous fasting and penance
VATICAN—In yet another shift from his predecessors, Pope Francis announced …
Local Protestants praying for the boldness to proclaim heresy
TOPEKA, KS—Worshippers at the Second Church of Christ of Topeka …
Anglican misses traditional Clown Masses
SUFFOLK, UK—Local Anglican Winston Yarbury was lamenting the loss of …
Nation’s clergy secretly dreading people returning to church
UNITED STATES—Hundreds of independent reports have confirmed that the country’s …
Cardinal Wuerl considering starting rival to The Vortex, ‘The Wuerlpool’
WASHINGTON, DC—Representatives from the USCCB confirmed yesterday that Cardinal Wuerl …
Complete Idiot Attempts to Start Satire Site
UNITED STATES—a local man sources say is a “total moron” …