QATAR—The Vatican City Men’s Soccer Team was eliminated early in …
Bishop Barron transforms into cyborg ‘Meca-Barron,’ uploads self to social media
CYBERSPACE—Popular social media evangelist and Catholic Bishop Robert Barron disappeared …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
Celibate German Bishops still claiming gays need marriage to be happy
GERMANY—A vast number of unmarried German bishops are still asserting …
Pope Francis finally gets to the Dubia in his ‘To Do’ pile
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally got to the infamous Dubia on …
‘I used the centralization to destroy the centralization,’ mutters Pope Francis as he signs another Motu proprio
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis finally completed his goal of bringing balance …
Op-Ed: This German Synod is really going off the rails
It’s about time someone says it—the Synodal Path has really …
More German Bishops out themselves as probably gay
MUNICH, GERMANY—In a stunning display of bravery, more German bishops …
Pope Benedict XVI ends retirement, says he’s returning to the Vatican
VATICAN CITY—Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI shocked the world on Sunday …