Local moron Kylee Rouspar is still under the impression that …
Brave Pro-Life Lawmakers propose abortion ban at 7-years-old
A group of brave Catholic lawmakers stood up for life …
Pfizer partners with the Divine Physician to promote vaccination
The pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has announced an endorsement by the …
God sends fire onto the heads of heretics in mostly peaceful smiting
Terrified observers reported fire and lightning falling from the sky …
Catholic commentator not banned from social media must not be that into it
Catholic cultural commentator and Youtuber Aidan LeCroix isn’t very good …
Trump’s ‘The NRA’s Tour’ not as popular as expected
Former President Trump’s new campaign circuit, “The NRA’s Tour,” is …
Trump to roam earth a while longer before being finally cast down
The People of God looked on in trepidation as it …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …
Seventh Day Adventist panics as signs appear in the heavens
Local Seventh Day Adventist Seth Jasper was enjoying his vacation …
Report: Pride Month still more popular than Sloth Month, Envy Month
Federal popularity data indicates Pride Month is still the most …