The Ministry of Truth rubber stamped a new law last …
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Vatican agrees to prisoner swap Archbishop Vigano for Beelzebub
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Nation begins bi-yearly ritual of pretending to care about Arizona
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The Republican Party establishment is reeling after a dismal underperformance …
Christlike: Joe Biden achieves goal of uniting country by uniting country against himself
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Op-Ed: I told you so! Catholic President ends abortion in America
All you “Catholics” out there who told me I have …
Irish President says Jesus’ Crucifixion caused by climate change
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Trump commands his young supporters to strike down Mike Pence and complete their transformation to the Dark Side
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In last act of lame duck Presidency, Trump finally reveals himself to be Cthulhu
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