WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
NIV Bible replaces ‘Mark of the Beast’ with ‘COVID-19 Vaccine’
Biblica, the publishers of the New International Version of the …
Op-Ed: If we were REALLY good Christians, we’d want to nuke Russia
If you ask me, there’s a lot of SPINELESS Christians …
Putin praised for ending coronavirus pandemic
MOSCOW—Russian President Vladmir Putin has received recognition from the international …
Heaven to start requiring proof of COVID vaccination
HEAVEN—St. Peter announced yesterday that Eternal Paradise will henceforth only …
Teachers Unions Demand Schools Remain Closed from Safe Distance of Tropical Beach Resort
ARUBA—Teachers Unions across the country are uniting in common agreement …
Trump commands his young supporters to strike down Mike Pence and complete their transformation to the Dark Side
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump was seen coaxing his young supporters to …
In last act of lame duck Presidency, Trump finally reveals himself to be Cthulhu
WASHINGTON, DC—Screams of mortal terror rang out over the National …
‘Dubia’ supporters storm St. Peter’s Basilica
VATICAN CITY—Terror struck the Vatican’s Capitol yesterday as Dubia protestors …