The first of the surprising midterm election results have arrived, …
Radical Populist Judas Maccabee surging in polls following another Democrat victory
The Republican Party establishment is reeling after a dismal underperformance …
Bishop Barron transforms into cyborg ‘Meca-Barron,’ uploads self to social media
CYBERSPACE—Popular social media evangelist and Catholic Bishop Robert Barron disappeared …
Nancy Pelosi converts to Catholicism after watching Shia LeBeouf’s interview
Catholics around the world rejoiced today as Nancy Pelosi publicly …
Op-Ed: I told you so! Catholic President ends abortion in America
All you “Catholics” out there who told me I have …
Youth Minister misreads Hebrews 5:7 as ‘He was heard because of his relevance’
ATLANTA, GA—Local Youth Group leader Jason Zarcos misread Hebrews 5:7 …
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Taylor Marshall expands to ‘OnlyFans’
Popular Traditionalist commentator Dr. Taylor Marshall expanded his operations last …
Local Democrat misunderstands role of parish Censer
OMAHA, NE—Local Democrat and parishioner Jordan Snyder did not seem …
Church Militant to go out of business as State grand juries take over their job
FERNDALE, MI—St. Michael’s Media, better known as Church Militant, announced …