St. Patrick’s famous three leaf clover wasn’t his original metaphor, …
St. Patrick thrilled to be honored with drunkenness, other heathen practices
St. Patrick day was reportedly “looking forward” to being celebrated …
Catholic Worker Movement unveils darker, crime-fighting founder Dorothy Night
The Catholic Worker Movement unveiled their new, darker, vigilante foundress …
Man still can’t decide what to give up for Lent
Local parishioner Burt “Chubby” McDonald is reportedly still deciding what …
Weirdo alert: Someone just showed up to my Patriotic Rosary group
Uh-oh, weirdo alert. Looks like someone showed up for my …
Op-Ed: Sorry ladies, but I’m giving up dating for Lent
Brace yourselves ladies—bad news is coming. That’s right…I’m giving up …
Priest who hasn’t groomed his face in a while must be pretty holy
Local priest Fr. James Camilla has gained a reputation for …
Report: Crap, it’s Lent already
BREAKING—The liturgical season of Lent has already begun, according to …
Man giving up swearing for Lent getting it all out of his system now
“I have no [expletive] doubt I can stop by Wednesday.”
Holy Spirit wishes he appeared as a cooler bird
The Holy Spirit wishes He appeared as a bird cooler …