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New ‘Trad Bod’ look sweeping the nation
Move over, muscle-bound lifeguards—there’s a new male beauty standard in …
‘Brothers’ makes history as first Catholic movie released from a major studio
Moviegoers are flocking to theaters this weekend to see a …
Stunning: in Episode 5 of ‘The Rings of Power’ Galadriel speaks directly to the audience about how she’s not a Mary Sue
Enough is enough, you sexist Lord of the Rings fans. …
Christlike: Joe Biden achieves goal of uniting country by uniting country against himself
WASHINGTON, DC—Catholic leader Joe Biden has once again displayed his …
Pope Francis happy to once again be the only monarch anyone cares about
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis was reportedly pleased to once again be …
FDA recommends Vatican City travel ban due to risk of second-hand smoke
SILVER SPRING, MD—The Food and Drug Administration formally recommended a …
Roe v. Wade overturned, but clapping during Mass still unfortunately legal
Hallelujah! Roe v. Wade has been overturned, opening up the …
Unable to afford homes, children, or food, millennials thankful they can still change their gender
UNITED STATES—As national financial anxiety grows, millennials widely report they …
Byzantine priest’s wife just mail-order Russian bride
NEBRASKA—Yesterday local Byzantine priest Fr. Nicholas Artino showed up to …