The Divine Physician is raising non-emergency costs across offices nationwide, …
Fetus looking forward to voting pro-choice one day
Human fetus Charlotte “Little Bun” Jackson is looking forward to …
Catholic school hires only the best teachers who can live on $26K a year
St. Joseph the Worker Catholic School in Trenton, New Jersey …
Bedridden man looking forward to all 12 minutes of glitch-free online Mass
Local man Art Ronaldo is thankful he gets to watch …
Catholic Worker Movement unveils darker, crime-fighting founder Dorothy Night
The Catholic Worker Movement unveiled their new, darker, vigilante foundress …
Family narrowly avoids bankruptcy by turning off the dang basement light
WICHITA, KS—The O’Malley family missed financial ruin by mere cents …
Pope Francis cancels 10,000 years of Purgatory for sinners making less than $125,000 a year
VATICAN CITY—Pope Francis announced yesterday that he is canceling up …
NAB changes Matthew 26:11 to read: ‘The COVID you will always have with you.’
WASHINGTON, DC—the Catholic Biblical Association announced a much-anticipated revision to …
After ‘Hillbilly Thomists’ success, Franciscans start ‘Hillbilly Franciscans’ with actual Hillbillies
A Dominican Friar bluegrass band calling themselves “The Hillbilly Thomists” …