Jesus Christ absolutely DESTROYED death last week in a now-viral …
Report: Early Christians celebrated Easter with giant rabbit, cheap chocolate
ROME–New reports coming from the Vatican indicate early Christians celebrated …
Report: It’s hard to dance with the devil on your back
BREAKING–Scientists have confirmed that it is hard to dance with …
In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
SEATTLE, WA–Fridays in Lent are supposedly a time of penance …
Op-Ed: Woah, did you just see that crazy light coming from Jo and Anne’s house??
Oh my goodness, did you see that?! I swear I …
Scientists confirm there’s something in Germany’s water
GERMANY–A coalition of scientists from around the world confirmed yesterday …
St. Patrick’s original metaphor for the Trinity was the three components of Guinness Beer
St. Patrick’s famous three leaf clover wasn’t his original metaphor, …
St. Patrick thrilled to be honored with drunkenness, other heathen practices
St. Patrick day was reportedly “looking forward” to being celebrated …
Catholic Worker Movement unveils darker, crime-fighting founder Dorothy Night
The Catholic Worker Movement unveiled their new, darker, vigilante foundress …
Man still can’t decide what to give up for Lent
Local parishioner Burt “Chubby” McDonald is reportedly still deciding what …