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Report: Taylor Marshall paid man to crash car into Vatican in protest of Pachamama
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Listening sessions renamed ‘shut up and listen’ sessions
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In spirit of penance, fish fry switches to $30 all-you-can-eat sushi menu
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Scientists confirm there’s something in Germany’s water
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Catholic Worker Movement unveils darker, crime-fighting founder Dorothy Night
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