Catholics all over America raised hands in joyful praise today …
Church Militant to go out of business as State grand juries take over their job
FERNDALE, MI—St. Michael’s Media, better known as Church Militant, announced …
In shift from previous position, Pope Francis says dogs can go to heaven but only with rigorous fasting and penance
VATICAN—In yet another shift from his predecessors, Pope Francis announced …
Nation’s clergy secretly dreading people returning to church
UNITED STATES—Hundreds of independent reports have confirmed that the country’s …
Pope Honorius II shocks the world with another unscripted boat interview
ROME—Pope Honorius II left apologists and media outlets everywhere scrambling …
Cardinal Wuerl considering starting rival to The Vortex, ‘The Wuerlpool’
WASHINGTON, DC—Representatives from the USCCB confirmed yesterday that Cardinal Wuerl …